Grey..Not Me..Well, kinda( for the Mature)

"Nek, I'm going grey".. Me: Well why are you tripping I am too. No hunni, grey downtown.. Lawd Jesus take the wheel because I wasn't ready.

Our bodies go through entirely tooooo MUCH. I've pushed out super large babies, naturally with no medication ( just ice), I've endured numerous ganglion cysts surgeries with over 100 stitches from my wrist to my pinky finger. None of it prepared me for "Grey Pubes". I mean, sheesh. It's like my entire world has ended. 

First thing I did was search on Google. I promise you, Google will have you thinking you're about to die. But the information was actually quite accurate. 

In my quest to stay young( which I must admit for 36, I'm kinda Dope), I've changed my eating habits and I workout. Poor diet was a listed factor. I'm winning in that area. 

In my 19 years of having my Mamount( grandmother), I've always know her to have salt and pepper hair, with a Jheri curl. Lol 

So maybe just maybe, my grey pubes are hereditary. Yes, I'll go with that answer. 

I asked my guy friend has he noticed any and he responded, " Not grey down there".. Oh keep living my friend you will. 

Ladies, all we can really do is take care of ourselves. Something's we just can't avoid and I guess grey pubes will be our fate. I'm not worried though. There are so many modern options for everything under the sun. With a great waxOlogist( I made that up) or a nice pair of trimmers, we can keep these frets under wraps. 

I'm not to worried of it being a turn off because I talk about everything openly. As I'm writing this blog, I'm cracking up because I'm actually sharing this. One thing I've learned is that sometimes, it's okay to speak on taboo topics. I'm sure a lot of people think the things I type. Trust me, I was her. Then one day I woke up!!! 

Every moment cannot be shared but some? Why not? 

Today lovies, embrace everything about you. Men are flawed to but they kinda put the emphasis on us to be perfect. But the truth is, we're only as perfect as we feel. And sugar sugar, I got it going on!! Grey or black, it's ALL good in my neighborhood!!! P. O. P! Hold it down! ( I crack myself up) 

Signed, 

I'm BAD!