My Milkshake is.....

When I changed my eating habits and started working out, I texted my sister girl and said, " my milkshake is about to bring ALL the boys to the yard". We laughed and laughed. She told me I was out control. I mean Kelis DID say her milkshake brings them to hers, so why not mine?

I'm a people watcher. I watch actions, mannerisms you name it I watch. Why? Maybe because I'm nosey for starters but more so to understand what people are interested in, mainly men because a sister has got to know!!!  

I used to think that all men wanted chicks with long hair until I recently cut my REAL long hair, went super short(?its now growing back) and started getting compliments on the regular.. 

Then I thought well, she has to be skinny. Until HoneyBooBoo's momma came on the scene, thick as ever, got engaged and recently married. Nah, they want big breasts, small waists and huge derrières. 

Dang! I was still wrong. 

I recently figured it out... What's in the milkshake you ask? 

In MY milkshake there's a LOT of kindness, a lot of listening, non- judge mental ears, a lot of hugs, kisses and compliments( men need them too). A little assertiveness and a lot of support. I'm straight forward to the point and I'm to old for mess. 

We tend to get caught up in the physical when in actuality, men know that will all fade away once they stop using those waist trainers( as will their physique). They're looking for a tasty yet satisfying milkshake. One that will still be on his mind even when she's miles away. 

So ladies, for starters keep your milkshake clean but ultimately carry yourself in a way that you'll attract one good man vs a lot of boys who just want to play. No man want a woman that's had everyone in her yard.. Plus, when boys drink milkshakes they are nasty. Who wants to share with someone nasty?  

Today lovies, don't worry about why all the boys are not coming to your yard. Hold your milkshake high, the right man is coming and once he gets to that milkshake... It'll be a wrap... 

Signed, 

My Milkshake Is for 1 MAN in the Yard!!!